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Here’s a sampling of some of my parody songs

If you would like me to write you the lyrics for a song (whether it’s a special event or otherwise), get in touch via LinkedIn, and we can chat about it. Prices start at Β£250+VAT.

 

I Worry, Not Happy!

Written about the stress and frustration of content creation on LinkedIn, hoping that your next post will be “the one”.

In Trouble With My Wife

For anyone who’s struggled not to buy junk food when trying to hit a weight-loss goal.

Miss Me

With algorithms forever changing, this parody – written to coincide with Valentine’s Day, is about the frustration a content creator might feel when his or her content isn’t being seen on LinkedIn (or anywhere else).

Dawn

Written for all those who’ve planned, failed, planned some more, failed some more… and keep going with their social media content.

Hold On For Me

For everyone who’s ever had to endure painful “please hold” phone calls.

Post It Today

For anyone who’s deliberated about posting that piece of content. You can and you should… post it today!

Everybody Writes

Written for the release of Ann Handley’s fully revised 2nd edition of Everybody Writes.

Stalking Me Online

If you’ve ever given your email address for something, you’ll be able to identify with this song.

Ain’t It Black?

Written for the entireΒ Goldfish series of business books, to the tune ofΒ The Rolling Stones’Β Paint it, Black.

Nice, Nice, Baby!

A race through a bunch of Seth Godin books!

The Baer Necessities

Written for 3 Jay Baer books.

Zoe Chance We Need

This song is based on Zoe’s Chance’s book, 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘦𝘯𝘀𝘦 𝘐𝘴 𝘠𝘰𝘢𝘳 𝘚𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳: